Unironically complaining to my gas driving friends (who pay $120 a tank) that my EV will now cost $8.84 to charge 🙄

My coworker is slowly teaching me mandarin #ChineseNewYear

Ni hao nay ho ma

I don’t think Americans truly understand how much Trump’s “51st state” thing really pissed off Canadians lol. There’s a reason border states are begging on Canadian tv to come visit

How it feels to be a Toronto Blue Jays fan in 2026

Become friends with enough women and you too can see the peacocking in ways that have never been peacocked before

reaping (can’t fall back asleep after an anxiety dream) what I’ve sowed (had three energy drinks yesterday)

A tale in two pictures (Little allowed a homer on his second AB)

All you can eat glizzys

Just a guy at 1 am delivering food whispering to himself “I twook her to the cwib and I fweaked it”

I can hear the heft all the way over here. Cry bitch

Sometimes people I haven’t seen or thought of in nearly 12 years pop up on instagram and I’m like “YOU HAVE A KID?!”

asking my coworker why he's like that

It’s such a nice day I was sleeping out my car window like a cat

Got the exciting news that I’m finally getting my own company email, ya boi is finally going corporate

Roh roh

every season is hole filling season

Kan kan jiao