This is profoundly cruel and horrifying in addition to defying all best medical practices and evidence.

THREAD 1/7 Intel from a Ukrainian officer about a meeting in Putin’s lair in Urals. Oligarchs convened there so no one would flee. Putin is furious, he thought that the whole war would be easy and everything would be done in 1-4 days. EPP Group Ben Hodges Edward Lucas POLITICO

Anti-trans Texas House candidate Jeff Younger came to the University of North Texas in Denton, Texas this evening and it went about as well as you'd expect

Describing things as “like Evangelion” at the MoMa

wheni drink water consistently it taste soo good. if i stop for even a day to drink some sprite i have to train myself back

If city planning is an art, Dallas is an NFT.

WELCOME ARIES SEASON! OVER CONFIDENCE! IMPATIENCE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BE THE DRAMA THE WORLD NEEDS NOW! ALL OF LIFE IS A COMPETITION! BRUTAL HONESTY BUT MAKE IT FLIRTING! ABRASIVE PEP TALKS! ASSERTIVE AFFECTION! FUCK AROUND AND LEAVE BEFORE YOU FIND OUT! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

the way that this has plunged me into a heretofore unseen depth of simping, dear LORD babe

bill watterson is the goat for this specific strip

the darkest part of the bridgerton musical grammy win, for me, is that it means we, as an industry, have officially decided that “musical theater” is actually a *sound,* and not a medium 🫣

Yeah so uh…don’t ever do this. Not only is it straight-up unprofessional and disruptive to the performers, but going into this business with this kind of mentality will hold you back more than any apparent lack of training/effort ever will. in summary, pls boo this man

This one goes out to all stoners who are faded af right now: They are coming for you. They’ve already gotten inside your home.

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we are in hell

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