chappell roan debuting her first country song on snl is everything to me x.com/gustavobonotto…

“all you country boys say you know how to treat a woman right, but only a woman knows how to treat a woman right!” -chappell roan

No I didn't notice the time change I was busy looking at my wife

Chappell Roan is for the lesbians who lived in states that made you learn to square dance in elementary gym class

spotify wrapped needs to take into "listened to the new chappell song upwards of 40 times on twitter dot com within the first 24 hours" when calculating data this year imo

please keep the “we survived him once, we will do it again” tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of people did not in fact survive him, and millions more will not survive him again.

Personally, I’m blaming all this on time travel (joke)

I sometimes lose confidence in myself as a manager, and then a sweet lil associate will come out as nonbinary at work bc they feel safe enough to do so with me as their manager🥹

mother butch nursing her butchlings

It’s time.

I DID NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON NICK JONAS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OH MY GOD.

Yes, the cashier at Target should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That’s what jobs are for.

This is what 3D printing was invented for.

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

I almost thought “white button down” was you relapsing diet coke addict