#WorstChatUpLines Baby is that a phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me.

#DontBeThatGuy that acts different around your friends when you're with the girl. ?

Only black people act like "dark skin" & "light skin" are two different races..

Friday - High school football ?. .. Saturday - College football ?. .. Sunday - NFL ? Retweet if you love this time of the year!

I might flirt, but I know exactly who I want.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

These hoes going BROKE trying to look RICH. ACT your WAGE!

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

Oh, so you can tweet but you can?t reply to my text message?

Ugly hoes favorite line: "I'm far from ugly..." I be like naw hoe, you closer than you think!

Girls on Periods: I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. Youre cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.

Bands will make her dance , stamps will make her twerk , If Romney becomes president , these hoes will have to work.

Hoes should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped and then they get dumped.

Oh Lord, this girl better rewind her attitude before I fast forward her ass whooping....

Realizing you overslept and popping out of bed like a ninja.

People need to know how to mind their business.

Blood makes you related, LOYALTY makes you family.

That annoying moment when people only respond to the last part of your text, and leave the first and middle parts unanswered.

Giving your best friend 'the look' when someone is being annoying as hell.

i come. i fuck shit up. i leave.