thought i was on the google. please disregard.

who? community manager zarhym? that guy that drives forklifts 50 hours a week now? never heard of ‘em.

I’ve been trying and failing to acquire a #PS5 for about a month now. And tonight I tore into two console retail boxes with the forks of my reach truck when trying to move a full pallet. The machines are fine, so... I’d like to declare the “you break it you buy it” rule.

Bridgerton season 2 sexually frustrated af.

Send all your Peeps my way then, assholes.

Obama narrating a nature doc is a real tonic.

Vive la France. 🇫🇷

#Ozark writers you missed a couple people.

If I know you, you’re wondering if Obi-Wan Kenobi has Flea in it. The answer is yes, obviously.

This week’s addition to Game Pass, Chorus, is my new happy place.

Every week Rings of Power stealing House of the Dragon’s lunch money.

it’s a simple ye or no question

Watching White Lotus hours before going on vacation is a hell of a thing.

A vote for Herschel Walker is a vote for watering crops with Gatorade.

I’ve seen so many great opening credits sequences, but White Lotus just wins it.

If you've never seen someone attempt to use music theory to explain how syncopation leaves you vulnerable to demonic possession, you're in for a real treat:

oh fuck me rihanna’s preggers

how do you access the real money auction house?

As tonight’s Dark Winds episode intro illustrates, only a psychopath would start a metronome while listening to Beethoven.

You’re so much prettier when you smile.