The Weasleys weren’t poor, they were hood rich. Mr. Weasley wins the LOTTERY, spends it all on a trip, then can’t afford to buy Ron a pair of dress robes? Wastes all his money on muggle artifacts! #harrypotter #pottertakes #boomer

Wizard justice system is ludicrous. Buckbeak the Hippogriff got a trial and an appeal, Sirius Black was sentenced to life in prison without a trial. #PotterTakes #HarryPotter

Board of directors at Hogwarts thought Hagrid opened the chamber of secrets and he got a professor job (with a third grade education), and Lupin got fired for being a werewolf #prejudice #justiceforwerewolves #stopappropriatingmoonshine #harrypottertakes

This just in: Dumbledore was lazy af at the end of the 3rd book and made 13 year olds with a time machine do his dirty work. #harrypottertakes #harrypotter

Why did Hagrid not get in trouble for attacking Dudley, an innocent muggle, and giving him a pigs tail? It had to be surgically removed! #HarryPotter #PitterTakes

May the 4th be with you.

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Viktor Krum was a very bad teammate, and his reputation should have been ruined when he caught the snitch down 160 in the Quidditch World Cup Final. Have some faith in your teammates my man! #PotterTakes #HarryPotter

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Was Dumbledore really a good? #PotterTakes #harrypotter

None of the Hogwarts teachers seem to be married. Weird coincidence or weird rule? #PotterTakes #HarryPotter

The teachers union at Hogwarts is incredibly weak. Professor Binns died and didn’t get a single day off! #PotterTakes #HarryPotter #Unionize

Folks who claim Butterbeer has no alcohol remind me of teetotalers who argue that the wine Jesus made from water at the wedding in Cana wasn’t alcoholic. They both clearly got people fucked up! #PotterTakes #HarryPotter #ButterbeerTruth

Technically, Harry Potter is a jock who dropped out of school, married his HS sweetheart, and became a cop. Did he peak in high school?? #JustSayin #NotHatin #HarryPotter #PotterTakes

It’s a plothole that James and Lily were so young when they died. Harry was apparently born to two 19 year old orphans and no one ever asks or explains what happened to his grandparents? #PotterTakes #HarryPotter #teenpregnancy

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