*Walks into kitchen and finds little brother sitting on the floor staring into the oven* Me: hey buddy whatcha doin? Robby: waiting for the cinnamon rolls to be done so I can get first dibs on the middle one. Respect.

Let’s try to be less sensitive in the new decade. That cool, or does this tweet offend you?? Lol jk!!! But not really. Happy New Years!!!

Future kids: Me as a future “cool” mom: Yeah well back in my day BEFORE weed was legal..

i'm sorry but this is the tik tok that wins

Currently watching He’s Just Not That Into You & felt the need to pass on this quote as a friendly lil’ reminder: “If a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.” Thank you, carry on.

A one-year update from Alex:

Anyone else get an inner burst of happiness when you find the chapstick you’ve been missing for weeks/months/maybe even years??? ~it’s the little things in life~ :)(:

Day 4 in quarantine:

Day idk in quarantine:

Ya know, I gotta say, it’s been pretty liberating not having to peer pressure myself to go out. Happy Friday from isolation!! Cheers!

The things I would do right now to spend just 3 minutes in a TJMaxx candle aisle. 3 MINUTES.

Today I started up my Keurig but forgot the coffee cup. Happy day ???? in quarantine.

imagine trying to explain this video to someone 3 months ago

Things I’ve discovered this quarantine: 1. Target is overpriced 2. I took TJMaxx for granted 3. I need to move the fuck out of Illinois

2020 is soup, and we’re all forks.

I’ve reached the age when I drive past a house with a nice porch I literally have to say, “that’s a nice porch”

Some of you have never been shit on by a bird and it shows.

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