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here's the contract for that alkanes token mint that spiked fees up to 50 sats/vb last week. it's deployed as an opaque 507kb binary wasm executable (lol), gzipped down to ~182kb and stuffed in an inscription-style envelope. mempool.space/tx/969b57a1f08…

ClockInSystem is a groundbreaking Bitcoin smart contract that lets users increment a counter by 1, but only when their transaction is included in a special "clock in block"—which occurs once every 144 blocks.

AI is coming for us all, so you better enjoy your 9-to-5 while you still have it clock in

A great method: - During your day, think about ideas, play with solutions in your head and make a plan (while cleaning, commuting, showering etc) - When you sit in front of the computer, execute that plan (rather than at that time start thinking about what to do.)

it’s time to clock in frens! clockin.wtf

Clocking in 2023 vs Clocking in 2025

you can now add alkane inputs when interacting with contracts on ordiscan 🚀 this is pretty cool because you can use an alkane auth token to simulate the msg.sender pattern from EVM while keeping the UTXO model it will become even more useful once AMM contracts start dropping

Lol this is huge! You can now mint smart-contract based tokens, like ARBUZ on Acai, directly in this gentleman's website! And this is very simple.

one for the history books! ordiscan.com/inscription/97…

fuck it, i'm bringing back satoshi dice on alkanes

a lot of ppl seem to think i have some big team working on ordiscan. it's literally just me and it's not even my full-time job lol

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was lowkey panicking that cursor would make all my sick neovim tricks totally obsolete thank god claude code dropped! now my terminal tricks are cool again 😎

i am starting to reach levels of automation where i’m truly questioning what value i’m bringing with my human input “do i really need to write this pr description myself or could ai do it?” “do i really need to design this ui component in figma myself or could ai do it?” “do I