They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck

the fuck you mean this song was from india

What society thinks success is: - A Rolex - $60K Mercedes - Corporate job - Designer clothes - Always being busy What success really is: - Passive income - Hitting the gym at 10am - Having lunch with your parents - Traveling off-season - Having free time

Boomers when they’re offered $1.79 million instead of $1.8 million for a property they bought for $10k 50 years ago

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

Beats EIGHT players by using body feints and small movements. Not a single trick needed.

Ichigo Niggasake For anyone in the comments who doesn’t get the reference 😭😭😂😂

Pov: it's 2060 & the grandkids are showing you respect for setting the family up with generational wealth.

bitch you should be free. hush

Still kinda hot tbh

Alexander the Great burned his boats upon reaching Persia. His army then realized: Win the battle or die trying. They won. Men become very dangerous when they need to get the win.

they might kill me for this one

Sent 5 girls the same TikTok and created a group chat

The most disabling symptom of ADHD is the paralysis. It's the deep, internal shame of knowing exactly what to do... and just sitting there, watching yourself not do it.

basically if you're smart you should be constantly disturbed by almost every single aspect of the world

Peak male happiness

I don’t think he supposed to know about that

A two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life make sure your wife has two jobs

Bullseye

Funniest video I've seen all year