Based on this poster and this poster alone, I can say a lot of people are very excited about this movie (I have no actual idea what this movie is about, I can only assume monster fucking).

When you’re straight jorkin it and then you look at the time and realise you have to get up and do things. Life seems to always come before you do. 😔

So like when I get an office job do I have to bring my own desk pet or are they supplied?

Titties. Send tweet.

Hello it is too cold, accepting cuddles and/or snuggles to warm up please and thank you.

Who’s this?

Yes.

eepy

I'm getting tired of seeing a notification and all it is is some bot/fake account following me. Any way to stop that?

Why do I have so much trouble sleeping? *cracks open another Pepsi Max at midnight* Truly a mystery.

What a shitshow to wake up to.

So we had an earthquake here last night, would've been cool except it woke me up at 4am. Imagine if you were here and could've let Mother Nature shake us around a bit.

Job hunting sucks

Scrolling while being on a train is a whole new level of anxiety of what pops up on my screen.

Pasta pros: Pasta. Pasta cons: Clean up.

BREAKING: Our Pterodactyls are practicing their swooping skills today. Hold onto your hats (and your snacks).

Ah yes, that burst of energy to clean for 15 minutes will surely tide myself for the next week.

I just wanted to let everyone know how it is currently in Australia. It is 35C (95F) at 3am. :))))))