One thing we see a lot of under Arteta is when we lose a game, it’s rarely isolated. We tend to then go on a run of games without winning. Very frustrating.

Priest; In a moment of silence, let us present our petitions to the lord... Me; Dear God I pra... Priest; "Lord graciously hear us"

Our 100% win rate when scoring first vs Our seasonal 3 league games without a win

Arsenal’s attack is failing because: - we make our defenders the protagonists. - our captain is not taking the risks required. - our 9s can’t generate shot volume. It doesn’t help that we absolutely fell apart at the back too. 45 mins to show that we want this title.

Arsenal

Patrick Vieira: “The feeling is that there’s NO risk, there’s too many passes going backwards, not forward. I want Arsenal to be more brave, take a little bit more risk.” 😤 🎥 Sky Sports Premier League

Our seasonal 3 league games without a win used up

4 points clear whilst playing dogshit football??????

25/26 - Liverpool, Forest & Man Utd 2/9 Every year

Enjoy yourself guys but nothing will stop my league trophy and parade in May, that's all I know.

Just look at the nonsense Arsenal is causing. People that has not spoken to me in 6 months just messaging me asking me "howfar" 😂😂

amad has finished me, arteta’s going to hang this tweet in the dressing room LMFAOOO

The guy who realized that you can add back whatever expenses you feel like to your profit and call it "Adjusted EBITDA"

My hypothesis is that the destiny of a country is determined by the ratio of serious people to unserious people. For every 1000 people in a country, you need at least one serious person. Thus, countries should focus on producing, poaching serious people from around the world.

It's a slight variation to the Great Man Theory. In this case, you need a collective of serious people. Today, you can hardly name 100 serious Ugandans. As in, serious Ugandans. That's our crisis. We have some lukewarm seriousness.

I’m a very patient man

Ye clocked out and Kanye clocked back in

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My dad just texted me saying he bought his first Bitcoin today I asked him his seed phrase and he sent it over. I took his $150 of Bitcoin and sent it to my wallet. NEVER give your seed phrase to anyone, not even your son Lesson 1, welcome to the trenches buddy

We call it “synthetic pre-IPO exposure”. It lets you predict the SpaceX price without owning any actual shares in the company