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Robot Umpires. NOW!!! #Phillies #Yankees #MLB

Reminder: Jordan Romano fucking sucks. #Phillies

KYLE FUCKING SCHWARBER!!!

A group of three Phillies fans had Kyle Schwarber’s 1,000th-hit HR ball. The slugger only brought out two baseballs for them in exchange, so he wanted to go get a third. The fans told him they just wanted him to re-sign in Philly. (via Ty Daubert)

When the Phillies offense is disciplined, they're actually pretty good. Weird.

Me complaining about the Phillies bullpen Me seeing the Yankees bullpen this weekend:

The actual CV I just sent the British government.

REMINDER: There are actual people on this app that think there are better realistic options than JT Realmuto behind the plate.

The next MLB The Show cover

"And to the Miami Marlins-- Honestly, when you guys called to offer me a contract for 2015... I had never heard of your Team." 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Herr's chips, y'all forgot the Jalapeno seasoning on my Jalapeno Kettle Cooked Chips. Da fuck?

Just read a thread of comments of Zoomers shit-talking the original 'God of War' trilogy as being inferior to the newer games, and having a "bad story" comparatively. Holy Fuck, I wasn't buying the idea that Gen-Z is retarded before, but I am now. The mental gymnastics to

The Sopranos (2025)

Hang it in the Lolcow Louvre.

LOL, I collected a scalp just by calling an Avatar character "Blue Rufio". 🤣

Good morning friends. When life decides to bow up on you take solace in knowing that you can bow up right back at it. Even if it feels like a fight you can't win I think you'll surprise yourself with how strong you are. Keep fighting the good fight and please believe in yourself.

Very sad news regarding the former Phillies manager:

Godspeed Ryne Sandberg. o7