Also underrated: the mail app. It’s very nice to be able to check all of one’s email accounts at the same time

I’m worried that I’ll never be able to look cool taking a shot I’m always like uuOOOAAAghhhH after

Rip mrs bennett from pride & prej u would’ve LOVED Kathy Hilton

Sometimes u gotta say fuck it and write the paper worth 50% of ur grade in economic anthropology class on kardashian surrogacy

The best part of getting a haircut is updating ur bitmoji

I think it’s time we start selling herbs in smaller quantities. The packs that cilantro comes in have never once been appropriate

U know when u hear a song for the first time and associate it with someone and then every time u hear it u think of them?? 12 years later every time I hear eight days a week by the Beatles I think of cinderpelt and fireheart from the warriors cats series

Not 2 be like America first but no other country in the world does bacon right

Bravo producers could’ve written hamlet but shakespeare could have NEVER written season 2 of vanderpump rules

What if u pronounced the bh in “RHOBH” like the bh in “Siobhan”

I could write one hundred media studies theses about those 3 minutes at the beginning of the real housewives reunion episodes where they’re like without lashes and getting psychologically in character to be themselves

What is a patronus if not a fursona

You come into my house on the day of UFO whistleblower Retired Maj. David Grusch’s hearing about the US governments multi-decade retrieval and reverse engineering program and knowledge of non-human pilots,

Walking down beacon st rn and every single car has a ticket on the windshield. Having profound realizations

CHEERS. Journalists truly are the heroes of our time 🫡🍻

My #1 top song is the Jardiance ad that plays on peacock like 6 times during any given episode of housewives

Every Year Around This Time Everyone Loves To Be Like “Did You Know There Is Only A 5 Year Age Gap Between Keira Knightley and Thomas Brodie Sangster in Love Actually”

Never send chatgpt to do a humanities majors job