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I’m back, babies! I have a new album streaming EVERYWHERE!! Hell yay-yuh

From my new album “Last Dirty Dollar” now streaming everywhere

Guys, how do we feel about these shades? The look I’m going for is, Sleazy porn producer from the #1970s

Vivian the dancing iguana! #wildlife #animals #florida #music

This is crazy! Lightning hit a gas line in our neighbors front yard. They’re fighting a fire in a thunderstorm. I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain- but never both at the same time!

If #thebeatles didn’t break up, instead took some time off and came back with strong, focused album, here’s what I think it would be (based on their individual solo material from around that time) open.spotify.com/playlist/2E1Sb…

Here’s the condensed version of my latest video for u low attention spanners! You’re welcome!

So cool! I’m in the news! #floridian #rockon

What’s a song you heard at the exact right time in your life, like it was written just for you in that moment?

What’s the worst job you ever had?

Love is the answer. Unless the question is, Why do u have a sheep in your backyard? Because most people aren’t ready for that answer. Or that kind of love

Is anybody even on this X thing anymore? My songs have been blowin’ up on Spotify and TikTok but I’m getting nothing but tumbleweeds and crickets over here! Anyway here’s a lil taste of my latest video

Going for #whitewashed #Jesus in the #rain

is this a good bit? If The Three Stooges had internet back then. Imagine their Yelp Reviews. “DONT HIRE THESE GUYS! Didn’t fix anything and made a huge mess! Totally unprofessional.Kept slapping and poking each other the whole time….”

Holy crap! Indie Rock Pile just reviewed my album. See? This guy gets it!

I think the bar is set so low for #legacysequels that some people will overly praise them just because they’re serviceable or not a disaster. Do u agree?

HEY! Share this if u still believe in rock-n-roll! Thanks

Here’s the mash-up you didn’t know you needed. You’re welcome! #whitneyhouston #cyndilauper

#BreakingNews‌ ! The #princesslea hairstyle dates back to the old west! #havegunwilltravel