Imagine if people got as hyped about their own mental, physical, spiritual, financial and relational development, as they do presidential elections. The world would ACTUALLY become a much better place. Immediately.

I'm thankful this shitty ass year is almost over

Just think you’ve probably shaken someones hand who wipes their ass with their bare hand and washes it after

Update:still haven’t gone to goth hooters

Happy to announce that I have been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States

son......where in hell is niggas supposed to wear this to?

Idk who needs to hear this but.... fuck u lol

For months- I've been tracking dozens of federal cases stemming from last summer's protests in downtown Portland. So far, 34 of 90 cases have quietly been dismissed by the U.S. Dept. of Justice- including both misdemeanor and felony charges. kgw.com/article/news/i…

Girls drive around in a jeep with the top off n think they life is a movie I swear

Goth hooters anyone??

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Just cuz that bitch bad don’t mean that bitch good.

Did you go to a weed high school, a coke high school, or a meth high school?

The attendees of the gay pride event in Manhattan yesterday left the public trashed. Video by Elaad Eliahu:

You cannot pick your gender. You cannot pick your race. Only women can give birth. Only men have a chance of developing testicular cancer. If any of the above rings as “hateful” to you—you are going to have an incredibly tough life when reality catches up with your delusion.

Today is Sunday, August 1, and it’s day 503 of 15 days to slow the spread.