Don't worry kid. I'm still dead. That just doesn't stop me from trying to look out for people.

I get it kid. *Poker face is one of my main abilities. And it covers the fact that I'm a little jealous because puns are my domain*

A sense of humor doesn't die just because you do. I'm still hip with the kids.

Mine's Phil, but you can call me Coulson. *glares at the hand, still getting used to this whole semi-corporeal, fluctuating between space and time.... thing*

Immortality has its downsides. I'm surprised you survived the snap. But then again, Thanos is sweet on your girlfriend. Kind of feel we could use that to prevent the decimation of the universe.

Leave Peter out of this. He has issues. No. We're just gonna ask Wonder Woman to save the day. Future. From the past.

Supergirl is better, but I don't want to drag her into this.

// I miss this account so much, but my Coulson is dead and I don't want to play Sarge. May flip the account into Jimmy Woo, with Timothy Kang as the FC. Wouldn't even have to change the UN. I miss RPing with Marvel.

Please I need a main Morgan to be Tony’s daughter

Agent Woo Not my first rodeo Not my first universe Always willing to research and help others. Loyal to the good guys Married to my work Sometimes talks in hashtag Please like and retweet? #RPprofile

Scott Lang is supposed to be under house arrest, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to enforce it when he can shrink.

Heroes should be provided with coffee, not alcohol. Maybe tea. Maybe soda if they're still a kid.

Memorial day probably isn't the best time to start seeing ghosts.

Part of the job is showing criminals that there is another way to live.

Why is all my paperwork stained with tea? I don't even drink tea that much. Do I?

Not the worst addiction for a hero to have. It might be Strange, considering how illegible this handwriting is.

I'm sorely tempted to make calligraphy classes mandatory for all heroes, especially Doctors. Legible handwriting saves lives.

This job has conditioned me to think that all animals talk. Which, to be fair, all of them do. I just expect a disproportionate amount of the population to speak English.

With some people, it's hard to get a statement of more than three words. Others... well, it's a good thing I'm a speed reader.

Are they really calling it "the blip". Do I need to rewrite all my paperwork to incorporate that term?