Did you ever sign up for #MoviePass? therin.gr/Z0V0d3C

David Koch has died. In lieu of flowers please construct a shadow network of tax deductible shell companies to donate to the further perpetuation of environmental destruction and income inequality.

Honestly, I don’t care how much Marshawn has left in the tank. He’s the most fun player Seattle’s ever had and seeing him in a Seahawks jersey one last time would make my year.

That must have been one hell of a pump fake.

Covid has more rights in Texas than women

Trump went on a golf vacation after provoking nuclear war. I can't even go enjoy a movie if I think a friend is mad at me.

@thenickfollett x.com/ringer/status/…

Does anyone know if TLC has relaxed its policy on scrubs?

Phil Jackson is so zen he has completely let go of his desire to win at basketball. That's why he's the best.

When you repeal and replace your eyebrows.

Sorry I was led to believe that trans people were so skilled in combat that I should fear being alone in a bathroom with them

It’s happening. dining.byu.edu/future_dining.…

We need to be vigilant in the fight for democracy, especially given the rise of technology's hold on personal info. Like, read ANY dystopia.

I think a good name for a beer would be Brew Swillis

My ideal sleeping position? Side sleeping, Left leg straight out right leg 90 degree angle hiked up. One arm under the pillow one arm over. Multiple blankets fan on high NyQuil coursing though my bloodstream. Obama is there.