“Have you seen the old lady I usually speak to on this bus?” “Yes, she got off two stops ago to have a heart transplant at the pharmacist on the high street.”

“They’re called Pop Cons and the lettuce is in charge.”

🥳 Happy 33rd birthday Ed Sheeran 🔵 0 Ipswich appearances ⚽️ 0 goals #ITFC

#BM100

On repeat. 🔁

From start to finish. The EFL Goal of the Season! 🏆 #EFLAwards

Big night in #suffolk with Bury Town FC hosting Brentwood Town F.C. in their Play-Off Semi-Final and Ipswich Town travelling to Coventry City for their penultimate Sky Bet Championship fixture, seeking back-to-back promotions.

🚨 Fortuna absolviert Testspiel bei Ipswich Town 🚨 Während der Sommervorbereitung wartet auf uns ein echtes Highlight: Am Samstag, 27. Juli gastieren wir an der Portman Road zum Testspiel beim Premier League -Aufsteiger⚽️ Zu Gast bei Freunden🤝🏻🤗 #f95 | 🔴⚪️ | #ITFC

Elite clubs: “FA Cup replays have to be scrapped because there are too many fixtures.” This is despite the fact FA Cup replays are an exciting tradition of the game and represent an enormous potential revenue stream for all clubs lower down the pyramid. Also elite clubs…

Never forget. Vote them out.

THE STAR: Toodle Pip! #TomorrowsPapersToday

don't worry Rishi Sunak we've got a seat for you

.Carol Vorderman YOU ARE BLOODY MAGNIFICENT. EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THIS 🔥🔥🔥

New chant from England fans out in Berlin… 🗣️ “We’ve been to Dortmund, Düsseldorf. Frankfurt and Cologne… We’re on our way to Berlin, and Football’s Coming Home…” 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If this doesn’t get you excited m for the game tonight, nothing will… 🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 What a tune too… 😍

🗣❔🔵⚪️ A mention for #ITFC in Prime Minster’s Questions today, well played Jack Abbott MP! 👏🏻😉

“Bohemian Trumpsody” By MarshFamilySongs. EPIC!

Goals in their first 10 starts in the English top tier: ▪️ Liam Delap: 6 ▪️ Harry Kane: 5 ▪️ Wayne Rooney: 5 ▪️ Alan Shearer: 3 ▪️ Michael Owen: 3 #ITFC