Oh, so that's how you use those.

SEC! SEC! SEC!

I’m happy for Texas A&M. Their fans deserve it. Saw Em Off is cool too.

Texas A&M has the best resume in college football and should be number one after the shellacking they put on LSU last night. I’m right, you’re wrong. Fight in the mentions.

Actually, obligatory: Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until

People of NY who want to move, FL would be so much better for y’all. Texas is way too cold. The girls aren’t that pretty. The BBQ is awful. We hate football. Just don’t come, okay… Best of luck!

FACTS! 💯🎯

"So you are spending $7 trillion?" Congress: "Yes Dave" "And you only have $5 trillion in revenue?" Congress: "That's correct Dave" "And you have $38 trillion in debt? And you are spending 25% of your revenue on interest payments?"

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Me making first payment of 50-year mortgage

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BuT tHe riCH nEeD tO PaY tHeIr FaIr sHaRE

🇺🇸 A B-2 BOMBER MERGED FROM THE CLOUDS OVER THE ROSE BOWL AND IT'S THE MOST AMERICAN THING YOU'LL SEE TODAY Delayed by rain. Showed up at halftime instead. Emerged against a stormy sky and mountain backdrop like something out of a movie. This is a plane designed to end

I believe this means he is a Nazi, right Elon Musk

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