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I love being ‘woke’. It’s much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat.

Just look at this

I find a good way to keep people's money in their pockets is not to present them with a £4,000 energy bill

This becoming PM lark is easy isn't it? If elected I will make sure everyone has good things and I'll stop bad things happening. And you can trust me to deliver because you can trust me to deliver. And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

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We're in the midst of multiple, interlocking crises – falling wages, collapsing public services, drought – and the only thing you can say for certain about the government is that the most idiotic Prime Minister for a generation is about to be replaced by an even stupider one.

John Simpson emily m It’s not about telling people what to think. At a time of deliberate disinformation, it’s about what is true. BBC increasingly shies away from that, because calling out a lie is politically embarrassing for the liar. It’s still playing by good-chap rules, in an age of bad chaps.

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

In his final major speech as PM, Johnson suggests that people spend £20 on a new kettle to save £10 a year on electricity. A clear plan to take bills down from £3,549 to £3,539.

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

Perhaps it is best not to cover politics as a horse race when one of the horses is hellbent on trampling democracy.

Guys, we should probs all leave…

“I am neither left nor right” proceeds to exclusively use the most deranged far right rhetoric you’ve ever heard

Have previously accepted and encouraged it. 😂

I’m in there somewhere. 😊

If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.

Here's a thread outlining the geopolitical situation around the Israel-Gaza war its possibilities, impossibilities, and possible outcomes. Heads up, it's my longest thread yet. It's also raw, unedited, and unevenly paced. Sorry, none of us are well but at least we're trying

Has anyone checked Kate Middleton's attic for a half-played game of Jumanji? I just don't think we can rule anything out at this stage.

Britain isn't in a societal black hole because we overspent on welfare or overpaid NHS staff and teachers. It's in a mess because of 14 years of untrammelled greed and austerity.