Listen to Episode 3 by Dark Side of The Mic #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/user-20007436/… #comedy #beer #funny #horror #halloween #football #nfl

If i had known we'd get drunk tonight, i would've masturbated at work...

If you think about it, Greek Mythology is basically erotic fan fiction for people who couldn't explain the sunrise

What kind of pumpkin spiced latte are you? Your mother's maiden name + your first pet + your first vehicle color/make/model/year + the street that you grew up on 💲🎃💲

#PokemonGO #NoLivesMatter

#horror #podcast #comedy #netflix #StrangerThings #turbokid #chucky #news #Texas #beer #np #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/user-97262714/…

#horror #podcast #comedy #SDCC2016 #StrangerThings #Outcast #TWD #AlienCovenant #Netflix #news #AshVsEvilDead #np soundcloud.com/user-97262714/…

Two shootings in downtown Austin leave one dead, multiple wounded #AustinShooting dailytexanonline.com/2016/07/31/two…

#TheWalkingDead #Negan is almost godlike. Telling Abraham(Rick) to kill(maim) his son to prove his faith. Was this on purpose? #TalkingDead

I think I'll watch #Idiocracy all day to prepare myself for the next 4-8 years #IdiocracyIsReal #IDontWantToLiveOnthisPlanetAnymore

#cashmeousside #skyrim #howbowdah #fusrodah

2nd Draft of #JayAndSilentBobReboot is 113 pages. Thanks Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Andrew Kreisberg and b for great notes on the 1st Draft.

Anyone else notice these strange and unusual new plants that are popping up? #Eclipse2017

#GameOfThronesFinale #GameOfThrones #GoTS7

#GameOfThronesFinale #GameOfThrones #GoT #GoTS7 #GameOfThones #edit #funny

#GameOfThronesFinale #GameOfThrones #GoTS7 #GoT #GameOfThones #funny #incestiscoming #incestisbest

Me to my Mom in Florida: Fly to Jersey now! Mom: I'm staying. God will protect me. Me: You think God's gonna spare the Mom of the DOGMA guy?

Story of my life on the new Rick and Morty (I gotta stop eating all those Simple Rick's). I love this show! Never ceases to amaze & delight!

Watch my friend shave her head and #donate her hair to those in need #BeBold #fuckcancer #cancerawareness m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…