#PMQs---have switched over and put cbeebies on---more sense shown there

#TwoTierPolicing--anybody else of a certain age want Dixon of Dock Green policing back---non-woke coppers dedicated to putting criminals behind bars for bank robberies and mugging old ladies, not posting offensive tweets

#TOTP---evening fellow pop fiends

#TOTP---memories of our own Donna Air asking the Corrs how they met----duh

#TOTP---how do i live without you

#TOTP---are all our Friday nights between 7 and 8 turning into groundhog day now----seems that way

#TOTP---has she sacked van gerwen

#TOTP---all nine songs coming up now were on last Friday---ah well only 7 months of 1998 to go now

#TOTP--even the audience here are giving her nul points

#TOTP---bet Carl Douglas would love to bitchslap this toerag for ruining his classic

#TOTP---Yes pet--we felt it last week--and the week before---and

#TOTP---and today---were going to be a hero

#TOTP---did you say the brambles

#TOTP--a lot of failed eurovision "talent" on these episodes tonight

#TOTP--the original sunshine Liam

#TOTP---lock up your daughters time---Peter Powell is on next

#TOTP---one in ten---is that how many fingers powell uses for groping

#TOTP---operation yewtree---HELLO

#TOTP--44 years later and numan has a new meaning

#TOTP---night lads and lasses----I'm off to drink beer and search ebay for a Peter Powell jumper ready for the toon tomorrow night