I'm just laughing here watching Drouin on our top unit PP, stuck the kid in the minors most of the year now his trade stock is skyrocketing

Kevin Lowe text me after the game to say "good luck you guys can still win this", the guy still thinks I'm with Detroit

Sorry for the reality check, but I guarantee what Shaw said from the penalty box last night wasn't close to the worst thing said on the ice

Stamkos found out booze thins your blood and prevents clots, he's been on a 5 day bender and showed up to the rink wasted #WhateverItTakes

Well that was easy

Can we hurry this first round up a bit, I'm worried Bishop will start shrinking due to old age at this rate

Lowe text me asking why this Panthers/Islanders game hasn't gone to a shootout, been a long time since he's been involved in playoff OT

I guarantee Capuano is going to pound a double cheeseburger and about 5 unfiltered cigarettes in this intermission

Not sure why all these other teams take so long to finish off a series...The Eastern conference sucks though

I like when fat guys grow a beard so you can't see how fat their face really is #kessel

Showed the boys video of the Montreal screwjob Shawn Michaels pulled on Bret Hart, no way they were losing again to some garbage HBK line

Good presser by Jon Cooper, and yes, Stamkos will play tonight

Thank you for your 8 years here Stamkos...and who wants Drouin now?

That anthem sounded like it belonged at a Nascar event, great band but horrible job on the anthem #Metallica

I traded Bishop...last year in my fantasy pool to Lowe for McDavid and a first round pick. he thought the pool was real life

Lowe just text me all excited that they got larsson...he thought they got oliver ekman larsson, classic oilers

So I signed stamkos for 2.5 million more a year than Eriksson, Lucic, and Okposo. Hell, figured I'd lock up Hedman too. Good job other GMs

Still wondering what Mr. Holland was thinking signing 32 year old Nielsen for the length and money he did...how long til that's a buyout