Don’t get me wrong, I love chicken fingers. Like. A lot. But after many years of scientific research, I have concluded that there is a direct correlations between chicken fingers and emergency trips to the bathroom. #tmi #dontcare

Remember when hashtags were mandatory for any quality tweet? #nostalgia

It’s a sticky one today

Renaissance Festival Day 1. It is hot. Armor uncomfortable.

Sometimes you just need to listen to the Phantom of the Opera original broadway cast and sing so so loud. #musicaltheaterdorktherapy

“In a short time, this will be a long time ago.”

So I ran into a chicken this morning. No, like, I literally was running and a chicken popped out in front of me. North Oakland county is a weird place.

Sometimes you just have to make yourself some hot chocolate.

Just went back and listened to Wasteland Lovers from a few years ago. It’s weird what you think sounds good at different stages of life. Also, as embarrassing as it can be, I think it’s good to leave your older art available. It keeps you humble.

Is it weird to just eat fried rice for dinner? I don’t think it’s that weird.

Why is it that Disney movies make everything better? It’s like they’re magic or something.

When you’re watching parks and rec on Netflix with a cat on your lap and Netflix asks you if you’re still watching and you go to click yes but the remote is too far out of reach and you have to decide whether you’ll destroy your cat snuggle or not watch your show.

Ive made chili at least 3 times this fall already and every time it’s been the best decision.

Did you know that the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time?

Boromir lies dying in the woods after the fight with the Uruk-hai. Aragorn is by side. Boromir: I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My King. Aragorn: Weird flex, but okay. Boromir: Aragorn: Boromir: It do be like that sometimes. *dies*

So I just got ooo eee ooo killer tofu from Doug! stuck in my head and I don’t know what to do about it.

I’m watching this Bill Murray documentary on Netflix and it just makes me want to be like Bill Murray. Be more concerned with being nice than being right.

Have you ever sat on your couch and just said the word February over and over until you feel like you can say it without embarrassing yourself in public?

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