Steve Olivas Close shave with death,
Got a new life,
Caterpillar becomes butterfly

Steve Olivas My favorite haiku:

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.

Steve Olivas Going to fake a heart attack and see if Mrs Vanguard will do this stuff. If not then I need to trade her in

Steve Olivas She ALMOST lets you out of her sight. You must be recovering.

While I’m out on my walk, Mrs Steve is down weed-eating around the big pond.

Steve Olivas Time to repost my limerick from a while ago.

There was an Olivas named Steve
And kale was his pet peeve
Others would tease him
And this did not please him
So he would exclaim, 'Dead to me!'

Steve Olivas Driving with ❤️ LIKE A BOSS! #living #extradays

Steve Olivas If not five first,last
Seven in the middle bit
Failed as a haiku

Steve Olivas Syllables unknown
But haiku it yet still is
Bite me now. Steve O.

I’m “feathered hair was IN” years old.

I don’t know the syllables for a haiku
This is probably close
Bite me

-Steve O.

Nothing is over! NOTHING!
You don’t just turn it off!

Been seven weeks since the heart attack.

So I wrote a song to commemorate the event, and to look at my stay on the ranch.

**except I sang it walking up a steep hill!

Steve Olivas I look forward to 2 am insomnia because those Rockford Files reruns won’t watch themselves.

Frankly, I would lose a lot of free time if I started sleeping at night.

#LookAtTheBrightSide

Saw a funnel-web spider nest on my walk today.

Engineering wonders.

Wait—how did you know that???

The coyotes drew first blood…

They drew first blood.

Ben Franklin invented Tang back when he was an astronaut.

Oh, yes…