Arachnophobia? Never heard of it.

Here’s a picture of me when i was like, probably 2 or something, eating an apple, and holding a daisy. Also, this shirt rips. #tbt

.Elon Musk Would you/twitter stop with the Fifa World Cup update notifications?/stop jamming it down our throats? Super annoying… No one gives af about soccer that much fr.

Both of these dogs (to me) are real lmao #Oakley #Barney #goodboys

What do we train for? life. #motivation #fitness #bundledup #dryjanuary love an empty gym ❤️💪🏻

The grass isn’t always greener on the other side… it’s greener where you water it.

This booth. This is my favourite booth of all booths. The corner booth at The Palace Saloon in Soo Mich. My parents met in this booth back in like 1982 on a blind date. Imagine going on a blind date??? lmao, what a cpl of psychos.

I genuinely miss pre-Elon Twitter. #BlockElon

In conversation with Brad Jacobs after an intense and charged day of curling here in St. John’s. Really thoughtful stuff. Reflective to be sure. Believes the electric atmosphere is what curling needs. Here are his thoughts after two victories to make it into the final.

.Donald J. Trump Hahha! There you go Mr. Orange! We have a better hockey team than the #USA! Deal with it! #loser Also, we will never be the 51st State you idiot. Keep our beauty CANADA Country name out of your mouth, dummy! hah #4nations #WeWon

hey Elon Musk, richest guy in the world eh? Couldn’t even fix the hockey game tonight?? lmaoo 😂🤡 Canada is better than you. #4Nations (it’s also still called twitter btw) Donald J. Trump

BRIER CHAMPS!!!!!! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

I’ve always believed curling could go pro—and now it is. Pumped to be named a captain in Rock League, curling’s first-ever professional league. Canada, let’s make history. 🔗 RockLeague.com #RockLeague #TeamCanada #LetsRock

This is cool!

No such thing as transformers??? Explain this then😤

Lost Internet One two buckle my shoe guy (where he is today) *sad*

Brad Jacobs is COOKING. A shot for three and a 6-3 lead over Team Gushue after 7 in the battle of the Brads!

"We've got the smelling salts going this week... we're cracking two of those a game." A secret weapon for Team Jacobs, perhaps?