This mindset is why Britain is on its arse.

I can’t believe some of the men women will have children with. It’s absolutely mind blowing.

I think the point of looking at photos like these is it reminds you of things you’ve done in your life, why would you want a picture of yourself eating a fake meal or looking at fake art. Don’t you want to live a life

I think it’s really important that we find the time to do nothing, just absolutely nothing. Just rest.

i think my most solid measure of how much i enjoy a movie is how much i'd like to rewatch it with someone i love who hasn't seen it

the optimism that comes with a new year >>>

the 8 episode per season formula needs to die out I’m so serious

Honestly aired 😭 Like of course you’ve paid it off

This is like a thief helping you look for your wallet 😭

Giving me the postcode when I asked for the address is rage bait.

I'm sorry but seeing a man spit on the ground is the most disgusting thing ever

In hell the devil makes you watch Arsenal defend a 1-0 lead

“I don’t do politics” ppl when the politics start doing them:

learning how to tell when advice is really just someone else’s regret in disguise. your divorced friend cautioning you about marriage, your broke uncle’s take on investments, your unhappy parent steering your career. they are not advising you. they are processing themselves.

There is no workplace I will miss when I’m on vacation, please be serious.

A banger

my favorite thing is when a team is losing and the social media accounts update the score with a Full Stop at the end

Can never do 5 days a week in my life again

i raise you: not watching the movie so you can read the book first, then never reading the book and therefore also never watching the movie

Remember it like it was yesterday