Pakistanis celebrate their independence from the UK… by living in the UK. Does it make sense?

Haha brilliant 👟 😂😂😂😂😂

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Asking an audience member to come up and tell a joke, and he nailed it 🤣🤣

Tweet of the day 🤭

Millwall. Utter bastards.

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STIRTSSS!

Great goal from our young man 🍊

Kicked off the park for the 2nd weekend in a row and guess who has most cards? 🙄

Where’s is Wally? Where is he?

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RIP Terence Stamp. He'll forever be Zod to us 80s kids.

Is that W1 and L4 for our Jim now in domestic cups? 🙌🏻

Every cross in our box or corner conceded, I’m expecting a goal at the end of it. This defence needs to buckle up quickly!!

November last yr is the last time we have won a game by more than 1 goal. Only 4 games including a league cup group game we won by more than 1 goal in all of last season till now.

Where has Richard Odada disappeared to?

FFS. Kate fucking garraway again! Does she not take a day off and rest that mouth? Raymond Caird 😒😉

The only highlight of yesterday was the announcer on the mic at halftime shouting “We are…. and the Utd fans behind me shouting “SHITE” 🤭

Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler commentary makes everything better! 😂💯