Like you wouldn't have declared John Key the winner if you'd had the chance.

Remember, a vote for National is a vote for an Act led government.

Mission: A Bit Tricky

Really disappointed to hear this but who could blame her after all the hatred and vitriol she's had to live with in the last couple of years. I'm very glad that Ardern was our prime minister through such a difficult time. Best PM in my lifetime. i.stuff.co.nz/national/polit…

Richard Prebble aspired to be a second rate politician and never quite made it. The best you could say was that he was the useful idiot to Roger Douglas's leading man. Why anyone in the media values Richard's opinion completely escapes me. What a waste of space.

Help, police, I've just seen that nice Dudley Benson murder a bloke.

Put him on the $20 note

Wordle 600 5/6 Yikes 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

1 point for every doggy bit correctly identified. Barry is a bit of a heavy sleeper

Wow, some car dealer in Manukau really knows how to do retail display.

Wordle 662 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ FFS, that was a terrible word

"The random idiot generator that selects National Party candidates has spat out another couple of beauties." 🤣 beautiful

Even NZ Post aren't using NZ Post any more

Why on earth would anyone value Peter Dunn's opinion on any subject? He proved, time and time again, while he was an MP, that his only motivation was self aggrandisement. Mr Sensible was really Mr Lookatme

Early Macan concept?

One of my colleagues pointed out that it's more likely your washing machine is mining crypto. Nice touch to only mine when it's idle so as not to disrupt your laundry.

Love that he thinks the orange god is a feminist.

Nice to see Trump's GoFundMe going so well. $14,000 pledged in the last day. At that rate it will hit target in just .. checks notes .. 71 years

Had a bit of a bump now that he's in court but still going to take several hundred years to reach $355 Million at the current rate.

Fuck AI