I don't even know how twitter works anymore. Hi.

Doordashing vegan white castle at midnight. I think I'm figuring out this twitter thing again

"The Delta variant can break through vaccines" is not just misleading misinformation; it's actively harmful because it discourages people from doing the one thing that will actually prevent the spread of the Delta variant (getting vaccinated).

So confused about Dr. Bronners chocolates. Are they as good as the soap? Can I use them for literally everything?

Lol, spent literally all day trying to deal with incompetencies from both Amtrak and PNC Bank Help . I'm just trying to use money to buy a product. Wasted my entire day, time and money.

currently looking at a small child wearing a shirt that says “Best Day Ever” and she’s sobbing hysterically which I get

Ada Lovelace, the first programmer, begging her collaborator Charles Babbage, the inventor of the first general computer, not to mess with her math

why do we teach kids multiplication and division with the symbols × and ÷ and then never use them again

A round of applause for baseball cat

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at a menu

It's been five minutes. What if this is it. That is his final tweet & the rest of history stops.

Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . 📈 Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b205358239

What do cancer, being beaten by police and a life free from struggle, filled w money & power have in common? at the end, you die Eat arbys

Osetra caviar atop scrambled egg w/ chives, parsley, capers at Cherry Circle Room, one of #chicago most glam restos

Obviously @ Tom's Steak House instagram.com/p/BfEw0oBgKY6/

GUYS, my new order from #arleowear has been shipped! Pretty sure it's all I'll wear for a month!

Joe giving his awesome talk on unit testing at #drupalcon ! @ Nashville, Tennessee instagram.com/p/BhcbhmHgu7h/