What ur hardware weenie dad used instead of a belt

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Since my feed is filled Calling for the un to stop the usa is pointless The usa's military *is* the un's military. That was basically the deal Idiots forget that

More than once ive seen a horse take itself for a walk and stop traffic And they did say hi to the neighbors (cars on the highways) then eventually trotted back home after playing and looking at the scenery a bit

This is why the only cats that like me are barn cats that use their 9 lives doing the most dumbest shit Like taking down raptors that stole their chickens, & attacking dogs cuz they were on her turf -_-

IBM Training Manual from 1979.

Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers.

"It's the sign of the times"

Lies Im already outta popcorn and cookies

Pussies You're looking for the word pussies Most actual women will down a 9oz-1lb steak in 1 sitting (depending on age and activity level of course)

Made for clout Tips have to equal (at min) standard hourly wage. This means this person made a fuckton more in tips than a standard hourly wage. & thats the taxes outta their tips

Because why not???

As a hypoglycimic: Having protien and fat (dairy) with sugar regulates the sugars to smooth out the high, extend it and let you use it, rather than store it. Also less of a chance from crashing So this makes sense from my experiences