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Sarah Schmelling

@sschmelling

Writer of many things, some of them funny. @tnyshouts, @mcsweeneys, @nytimes, @parentsmagazine and more. Views are my own.

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If anyone has written or read a good article on helping your elderly loved ones from 100s of miles away right now, please share.

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It's been 10 years since the first Minifigure Series! RT this for a chance to win a Complete Box (60 Bags) of our upcoming Series 20 Minifigures! One winner each round, stay tuned. #MinifigureMadness RULES: bit.ly/39dxMJz x.com/i/events/12399…

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When your dad paints a door in chalkboard paint and it’s finally ready and your big brother tells you, “Don’t write anything STUPID.” instagram.com/p/B-KH9YahXpQ/…

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Hey, teachers, librarians, educators & parents! I need to find these 10 middle-grade books a new home so it’s #Giveaway time! RT & Follow by Saturday, 7/18 to enter for a chance to add these great books 📚📚 to your classroom/personal library! #KidsNeedBooks #FunkSummerGiveaways

Hey, teachers, librarians, educators & parents! I need to find these 10 middle-grade books a new home so it’s #Giveaway time!

RT & Follow by Saturday, 7/18 to enter for a chance to add these great books 📚📚 to your classroom/personal library! #KidsNeedBooks #FunkSummerGiveaways
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Go funny ladies! Happy to support this project by New Yorker humorist Emily Flake - I just backed St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency for Ladies on Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/stnel…

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Even now, after all this time, if I want to get instantly irate, I think about how a movie called "Bad Moms" was almost entirely written, directed, and produced by men.

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Excited to be in Daily Shouts, and share the Mom experience (a challenging but 5-star game). Customer Reviews of Mom: The V.R. Experience newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh… via The New Yorker

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“Why is Mom the only one who knows how the thermostat works? Or what the next-door neighbors’ names are?” nyer.cm/Cunkt4g

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The game is great, but only in small doses. The third time I got to Call from the School Nurse Though I Know She Also Has Steve’s Number, I got dizzy and had to stop. Sarah Schmelling newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

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Best ever security question, eye doc portal. 10 yrs old. Peaches Records, Oak Park, IL. Allowance $. Played it over and over reading along w the lyrics. Rocked my world. Kathy Valentine Gina Schock

Best ever security question, eye doc portal. 10 yrs old. Peaches Records, Oak Park, IL. Allowance $. Played it over and over reading along w the lyrics. Rocked my world. <a href="/Kathy_Valentine/">Kathy Valentine</a> <a href="/realginaschock/">Gina Schock</a>
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This Mother’s Day, in lieu of brunch (overpriced and meat-heavy, in her opinion), you’re invited to this one-day symposium all about Mom. All attendees will receive wide-ranging, embarrassing anecdotes out of nowhere. nyer.cm/rR6kLZp