Cocaine will not replace developers, but developers USING cocaine will replace developers who don't.

Remember this, Burn it into your memory. You are alone.

At my former place, kuna time wezi walikuja msee akawasha siren. Nilitoka nje kama nimeshika my trusted bedside panga nikapata kila msee isipokuwa watchie ameshika 🔫. Kama haingekuwa Hipper hao watu wangedhani mi ndio mwizi.

So, in your head, you think Kenyans want change and they can be salvaged from political clowns? Sindio Kinuthia?

Chris Wood is 13 premier league goals away from equaling Drogba premier league career goals 😂

Let us now focus on what matters, good governance and accountability from our leaders.

Do Kenyans companies understand what a CTO is and is not?

Arsenal All these questions, but no “do you want to win a trophy?” 😂😂😂

Twitter bullshit takes are crazy man

The max speed on a car's speedometer indicates the highest speed the speedometer is designed to display, not necessarily the car's actual top speed.

Interviewed a new sales manager candidate today. He was 5 minutes late to the Zoom meeting, with a bruised eye and cut lips. I asked him, "Hello, is everything okay?" He said, "Sorry for being late, I just fell off my bicycle." I immediately knew he wouldn’t be a good fit.

Am looking for a speech therapist in Nairobi who can help me overcome stutter. If you are one or you know one, DM

Amazon just fired me while I'm in their van. All this sht going to my house.

This Saturday at 8PM EAT. Ian Dancan (Ian Dancan) is breaking down Java Cryptography Architecture (JCA) – core concepts, real use cases & best practices for securing your Java apps. 📍 Google Meet 👉 Register: luma.com/xmmm0xyy #Java #KenyaJUG

Elon is goated.

Are you kidding me right now

You may be misled to think that the Kenyan Tech market is saturated but I assure you it is not. Dont believe me ? Ask anyone who has been in this industry for a while.

Hey, Arsenal 👋