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🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Jack: Get mad. You are more than MAD. You are ABSOLUTELY PISSED. Even if it's the last thing you do, you're going to s- > [S] Jack: Receive call.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > [S] Jack: Receive call. God damn it, someone's calling your walkie talkie. You didn't know that people could do that. In fact, you're pretty damn sure they can't, but whatever. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] > Jack: Answer.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Jack: Answer. You first inform your opponent of the ongoings. You may be an omnicidal maniac, but you're still courteous. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] ==>

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers ==> The asshole on the other side is speaking in a slow, droning voice, like they're trying to be cool. If that is the aim, they're failing heavily. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] > Jack: Receive devastating news.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Jack: Receive devastating news. Your team has allied with the team of the love-spreading milksop you're currently fighting. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] > Jack: React appropriately.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Jack: React appropriately. You drop your walkie talkie on the ground and stare off at the sunrise, filled with a newfound depression. God damn motherfucking sun in your eyes. Always blinding and shit. God damn it. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] ==>

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers ==> Oh right, this douchebag's still here. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] > Jack: Teleport close to him as a show of threat.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Jack: Teleport close to him as a show of threat. He seems to think he can REDEEM you. Like you're some CARTOON VILLAIN. He has no idea about the MANY, MANY ATROCATIES you've committed out of pure boredom. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] > Steven: Attempt to redeem Jack Noir.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Steven: Attempt to redeem Jack Noir. You do so. There really isn't anything else to say on the matter. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] > Jack: Stare.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Jack: Stare. [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] ==>

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers ==> [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] ==>

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers ==> [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] ==>

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers ==> [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] ==>

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers ==> [ #LandPlunderersEvent. ] > Jack: Vent.

🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers > Jack: Vent. THIS IS STUPID. [ #LandPlunderersEvent, FIGHT END. ]

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🍉Steven Universe🍉 Land Plunder-ers I'm not fighting a fucking gorilla, Steven.