if YOU are thinking of reading a book and educating yourself, don't. Buy an expensive vinyl record instead!

The current year is: 1980!

so much THIS!

Help! We are looking for a guarantor on a new expensive vinyl record we are looking to buy. What this means is that the record store provides us a loan to buy one of their expensive vinyl records, and you become responsible for paying back the loan if we default on it. Thanks!

Yes, Steve! Give us a liberal intellectual like yourself any day!

apologies for the lack in posting recently. i have been forgetting about the coronavirus pandemic which took six million lives. how, you ask? why, i've been purchasing expensive vinyl records!

what is YOUR favourite record? more importantly, who did you approach to lend you the money?

Q: how best should we remember the Queen? A: we should resume making rock music and putting it out on expensive vinyl records after the pandemic that claimed six million lives! Her Majesty would have wanted it!

millions and millions and millions and millions and millions -- how many millions, you ask? SIX million! yes, that's how many people are dead from the coronavirus bug! we should make rock music and put it out on expensive vinyl records now, just like before!

all expensive vinyl records are beautiful!

Let's make music and SELL it!

no we shouldn't

who GIVES a shit!

6 million people are dead from the pandemic - you know what that means. Go back to making rock music and putting it out on expensive vinyl records!

because it sucks! theguardian.com/music/2022/aug…

It's because labels simply don't respect a radio show that doesn't play more spik n span! Shame on you, Mr. Coyl!

Spik n Span on WFMU! FINALLY! Archive recording available at wfmu.org!