ay, finally! what's with you an' snobby door gatekeepin' anyway? why I gotta turn down for you, you put up with my shit anyway.

Tough shit. Now quit whinin' an' take this gift bag.

yeah, so bout a week ago I was rummaging through some old shit an' I had a calendar back when we were students. I saw I wrote a note for this whole week that said 'GET KITTY GIFT'. If I remember...think it was the wind rider that told me. So yeah. 's wine an' chocolate.

Oh man this was AGES ago. Think it was my second Christmas with the school - said that this's an important week for you.

grhehehehehe that was a good rat.... yeah. happy whatever. Now, i'd love to drink that expensive ass wine I yoinked off of some flatscan for ya, but Sarah Claws' got a hot date with mi amor tonight.

NYAHAHAHAHA HEY GET A LOAD OF THIS BROAD IN THE FUNNY CARD GAME AY THAT'S ME!!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

wait a minute I friggin hate card games

mrghrgrggghhhhhh--

look lady y'already hot huge hips why th' hell do ya need the chains for -

Betty, babe, the less that leaks outta my brain about you the better.

more like midnight bums take that scooby doo dogshit to your furcon, grekshit

forgot they don't got TV in whatever piss box you were raised in

tryna' figure out if I wanna do a new piercin' on my tongue considering it's the only safe, bone-free place.

Cos yer' the boss.

"Course y'are. Yer the only psychic with some sense that I know."

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzz.

"I ain't much of an ass kisser either. Not gonna do that often, Betty."

it ain't love if you ain't throwin' bones the minute that corpse come out the grave

ain't no damn courtesy period then WHO signed the damn legal papers kitty???? YOU did

Nyahaha kitty yer such a dotin' lil lady, man.