My Nan used to say “Take everything with a pinch of salt”. Lovely lady, made terrible tea though...

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100% fancy 90s Kevin Costner...

Biggest chore other than putting washed and folded clothes away - thinking of what to have for tea every night of the damn week. Drains me.... 🙃

It's days like today I really miss Pickeld Onion Transform-a-snacks Golden Wonder

Just a reminder that although I can buy my own flowers this Valentines, if you want to buy me some I won’t moan.

Swinging in to say happy #ValentinesDay! 🎥: Sugar Blood | PA

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Haway man, sorry Sunderland AFC

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Just finished reading a new book called “Falling off a cliff” by Eileen Dover. #SundayMorning

I wish my dog could go to the shop for me, I just need some Irn- Bru man. Its a matter of life and death...

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When I grow up I want to be a Backstreet Boy 🎤 #MorningSongsOnTheRadio

It's their surprised faces that get me every time 😮

Selling stuff on vinted for £3 that I paid £20 for and thinking I'm the next Alan Sugar... #BossBitch

I also won't be appearing on Match of the Day tonight ✌🏻 #BBCMatchoftheDay

I will judge anyone that doesn't do this

Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA… However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.

Jealous of those girls who look lush in baseball caps. I just look like someone put a hat on a meatball