it’s getting a little too dystopian for me idk…

Seven hours. All children.

You’re outside just enjoying fresh air and then here comes a cigarette smoker.

He made a former president release his birth certificate to prove he was American, but won’t release the Epstein files to prove he isn’t a pedo

How are u gonna keep John Cena and Jason Momoa but not MARGOT FUCKING ROBBIE???

Things People are Begging for: 1. Cheaper groceries 2. No Medicaid and SNAP cuts 3. Release of the Epstein Files Things People are NOT begging for: 1. An authoritarian power grab of major cities

He should have been arrested on the evening of January 6th and because he wasn’t we are now living in hell. I’ll just never understand why he wasn’t.

no phones in school means cops, ICE, gestapo, "school resource officers", etc can kill or disappear kids without anyone being able to record video evidence, you know, to "keep kids safe"

Mind you the highest paid chefs are men! It’s only feminine when it’s free.

Happy Birthday, Mamba. It's your weekend. 8/23 🐍 8/24

I’ve always wondered this. They’ll spend 5x the amount it would take to adopt on fertility treatments. TBH at that point I start wondering if your desire to have a kid is actually about the kid idk

The heart of Los Angeles – Happy Birthday, Kobe 💜

Mamba Forever.

At first, I thought each square represented one child killed in Gaza. But each square actually represents TEN children.

They're using gas. Words fail me.

Imagine not voting for Kamala Harris because eggs were too expensive only to end up with everything being more expensive, losing your health insurance, the military in your neighborhood and a geriatric president ranting about ending 10 wars.

8/24 - Mamba Day.

8 ♾️ 24

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SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!