me getting to the tweet about their caffeine consumption and realizing those are not unrealistic numbers for me 😬😬😬

"Baby Shark" is apparently an appropriate tempo to follow for chest compressions during CPR... I feel like this is truly cursed knowledge. Not looking forward to when it inevitably pops into my head during an actual code.

With this whole Titan thing, people keep talking about the distinction between "Submarine" and "Submersible," but in Philly we would just call it a "Hoagie"

starting to think my brain is made of carbon fiber. I've been misled into believing it's quite capable, yet it seems to be catastrophically imploding due to a combination of intrinsically flawed design and repeated cycles of crushing pressure.

as Intern year gives way to PGY-II, one of my goals is to get back to hobbies that fell by the wayside. I.e. hopefully I'll have more time to be unhinged on the bird app again. (...or The Other App if ya have an invite 🥺🙏)

Finishing PGY-1

July PGY-1 vs. July PGY-2

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for all the medicated barbies out there

internal medicine subspecialties

each one of them potentially surrounded by a handful of planets. so much vast--practically endless-- potential for alien life forms and they're all still thinking about that weird thing you said to your coworker last week.

“Extubated” “Liberated from the vent”

The best way to have dinner ready as an adult is to make yourself a lunch for work, then forget it when you leave 🤦🏻‍♂️ Follow me for more adult tips!

ED: "nah I don't think the patient needs ICU, they look pretty good" the patient:

new answer just dropped for the inevitable "Why did you apply to osteopathic schools?" interview question

PGY-2s watching the PGY-1s blossom into great little doctors

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having a marathon-running phase woulda been a cheaper and less grueling quarter-life-crisis than deciding to go back to to med school, huh?