Got locked out of my house lastnight so I had to shit outside...

#followback 😘

Just got out the shower and found my chihuahuaLydia sleeping on my towel

Get me a pair of these and maybe we'll talk...

Today can't get any better!!!!!!!!! 😱😱

Watching Wimbledon 🎾

Because I have chunky legs, they're now calling me CHonya

Tired of listening to attention seeking little 15 year olds... Stick to the fruit shoots & go play outside

Sun bathing in the car with Malik

Awkward moment when Faye trips and falls on dog shit 🐌💩💩

Just came back from Italy.. It's been such a nice few days 🌞🌞🌞

Why do cunts feel the need to NOT wear a bra when it is evident they should do so. #BurgerNipples #slurgin

Follow The Future Hastings everyone! Mwaaaaah mofos! 💋 #sorrynotsorry

Broke up with my ex a year ago...today I found out he has a kid!!!!!! Lolololol!!!! #DevilSpawn #DodgedaBullet #sorrynotsorry #malik 👹🔫

When your boyfriend leaves selfies on your phone! 🙊😂👏 thanks Sanjay! #sorrynotsorry #mybabe #blametheboyfriend

Currently feeling like a plastic bag! #drifting

Made dinner for bae! 😍 #sanjay

OMG, just got a full time job at Babe Station! #dreamjob