I've got so many Ed, Edd n Eddy references it would make your head spin Let me deliver your uncle's eulogy

The king of kings

Japan [circa 2026]

Annual performance review today

K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” Julio 🇬🇹🇵🇸 Can you imagine what kind of loser you have to be, where the most prolific piece of shit pedo still didn't want to hang out with you. Wow.

Maryland has nice roads, good schools, clean parks, and excellent libraries. The one time I needed a permit, it was issued within a week. My eldest was born premature and had minor delays in speech. She qualified for Maryland's free "infants and toddlers" program, which sent a

Might be the funniest way someone's ever asked me for a favor

Jason Myers MVP 🔜

i miss when brand social media accounts were just run by some dude

Akira Toriyama (2017)

People find out you're the rabbit guy all of a sudden everyone wants to pawn their rabbit off on you

I'm not mad bro. I'm totally not ripping ass as soon as we get in the car. I'm good. I love you

Sumerian doomscrolling on a clay tablet

I just registered for Smash Valley: The Last Dance ($1000+ Pot Bonus) start.gg/valley #SmashValley via @startgg

My smile could kill millions

The cia killed them because of this, im not kidding