what if all the laws of your country were determined by 9 wizards interpreting a 250 year old piece of paper

I already called dibs on devouring the candidates, mortals. Stay in your lane.

Nope.

Bread and circuses were not enough to sustain the Roman Empire and they will not be enough for the United States of America.

Goodbye Zombie. Hello Word Salad. Still losers. #VoteCthulhu

Cabbie who was listening to Five Finger Death Punch the other night was listening to Falling in Reverse tonight, so I found myself thinking about the end of Thelma and Louise. Except that fall would take too damn long with that as the soundtrack.

I like to think the ghost of Joe Strummer would call the English a bunch of cunts right about now.

In retrospect, Porthos should have been the captain on Enterprise.

Depression is a helluva thing.

Fairly certain the adjoining office who all leave at the same time classify as a cult.

A rock star doing shit rock stars have done for 70 years isn’t worth even a media brief.

First day of work after a week off. Finally getting back into the groove after about three hours, but listening to Strapping Young Lad because I don’t want to hear a single word any of these other animals have to say.

A particular Bad Religion song has been coming to mind for the last day or so. 🤷🏻‍♂️

‘Tis a season for listening to Propagandhi.

Propagandhi released a song about this exact shit in 1993.

At this point, The Winter Soldier and Lethal Weapon 2 are both starting to feel like documentaries.

America First.