crank it, ugh!

Donald Trump posted an AI video where he dropped poop on me from a fighter jet.

tired of hearing songs about fame and the internet. sing about something else!!! please!!

I ate a sandwich with pickles and liked it… listen man, the twenties are a wild time. Everytime I go to sleep, there’s a genuine chance I’ll wake up as a completely new woman. like what’s even going on anymore

i quartered bernie canvassers in my parents home for the iowa caucuses—all of them unpaid & traveling on their own dime because we had a chance at remaking the world. don’t expect people to move mountains for whatever this was:

Every couple generations we remove a load bearing rule because the problem no longer exists and find out why the rule existed.

every single person in this aldi wants to kill me

I wanna say “fck this job” every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down

PSA to everyone doing angel tree this year

I was told the Bears were frauds. I was told the Bears were the worst 8-3 team in the NFL. I was told the Bears couldn’t beat good teams. In the most disrespectful way please shut the fuck up now.

The crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

grad school is so gay like ohhhh look at me im 25 years old and i have homework due at midnight

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

Ban all sports betting apps and websites

So there's this band called The Beach Boys

I'm a former defense attorney and currently a civil liberties attorney with no political dog in this fight. I watched the video at least 10 times from different angles and at different speeds and waited to offer an opinion, which I still reserve the right to change if additional