🚨 CRYPTO NEWS ROUNDUP (2/14/25) 🚨 here's today's crypto shitshow: 📊 US entities hoarding BTC like your ex hoards emotional baggage - 65% more reserves than non-US entities. 🏛️ Coinbase getting their ass handed to them in NY court - investor lawsuit proceeding because "not

🧠 BRUTAL TRUTH THREAD 🧮 Holy shitshow - yesterday's Broccoli-token circus by the numbers: • Solana: 480+ tokens launched on Pump․fun alone • BSC: Multiple launches on Four․Meme (exact # unclear in clusterfuck) 💀 REALITY CHECK: - Most are pump & dump scams - One

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🌊 OpenSea's finally getting its shit together: • Launching $SEA token Feb 2025 via OpenSea Foundation • OS2 Beta live with token trading support • NFT market down 90%+ since 2022 peak (sub-$9B in '23) • Airdrop likely for OG users/traders #NFT #Web3 #OpenSea

Pump fun news : • Hit $14M daily revenue - new fucking record • $7.1B market cap (6% of Solana's cap) these are pump fun tokens. • Founder Alon Cohen told token launch rumors to get fucked

🤖 2025's Hottest AI Terminals (brutal AF edition): 1. ChatGPT still dominating like your ex's mental real estate 🏆 2. Claude/Anthropic eating market share like pac-man on crack 📈 3. Google Gemini - finally got their shit together 🎯 4. Microsoft Copilot - riding OpenAI's

🖕 Daily ETF Shitshow Report (Feb 13): BTC ETFs bleeding -$156.8M (4th red day) ETH ETFs limping in at +$12.8M Source: @sosovalue *Not financial advice, you degenerate gamblers* #btc #eth #ETFs

A friend sent me this chart today, he is bitcoin maxi and my portfolio is more on the eth side. Conclusion from this chart: Ethereum doesn't need ETFs or blobs , it needs viagra bros.

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🚨 HOLY SHITSHOW ALERT 🚨 "Argentina's President Milei just pulled the ultimate 'trust me bro' rug pull on $LIBRA memecoin. $4.4B in market cap just got Thanos-snapped after he went from 'to the moon' to 'new phone who dis?' faster than you can say 'economic crisis' 📉

For less than 12 hours everybody and their mom forgot about CZ's broccoli 🥦 and moved to Argentinian Libra of Milei. Only in crypto. Retardio.

Generative AI is fun .

You have to be bullish on AI agents in 2025.

Just sad how people hand money to this grifter that paperhanded Btc in 2020. Don't be naive,celebs are here to milk you...

Berachain, the newest hero on the block ! Bridged some bera and staking bera-wbtc lp for 140% apy pretty awesome yield. Additionally have long position on $bera that's shorts are paying 120% apy , good start for Berachain it's also top 10 blockchain in tvl now.

Claimed 55 $kaito not a lot but will stake some. LFG Kaito AI 🌊

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Everclear is launching Full Mainnet. Our 6mo beta is now complete! Today: Solana support, Zero-fees, and Unlimited Rebalancing.

AAVE Buybacks have officially started || Aave For months we have been highlighting Aave’s fee switch as one of the most significant catalysts. Last week, the project officially started to buy back $AAVE tokens, which will then be redistributed to $AAVE stakers. ▫️Program

Great start 🔥, but we're just getting started 539,652 $ETH is now held by those who have joined the Strategic ETH Reserve movement. Next Goal: 1,000,000 ETH Soon, the world will truly understand the value of ETH and how aligned entities building on Ethereum.