i wanna do a lorazepam with parker posey

Well... We're waiting.

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

Am I not Allowed to go Shopping

A fascinating proposal

The fact that working out actually does makes you feel better and that’s not like an old wive’s tale

it’s fucking weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

I vote for Season 4 of "The White Lotus" to be filmed at the Ohio House Motel in River North.

me giving my dog a bath

green expert here: this is a good one

sourdough home office

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

happy birthday to a baddie, love u

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle