*explaining to a barista why you don’t tip*

Hearing that Dianne Feinstein's last words were "What?" 15 times.

Why do millennials hate dog fighting but would love to see their dog go to town on a child?

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say henry kissinger died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a big hammer fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Can’t imagine how excited white women must feel when they get to say “sweetie”

This is going to be a bunch of white women asking why all the minorities are so uppity now.

Hi! I’m so grateful to say that, over the last three years, these video countdowns have raised more than $50,000 for food insecure families in Brooklyn, women in need of abortions in Texas, and families in need of legal support in New Orleans. This year…

Praying that Bobby Kotick falls down a long flight of stairs today

Game is rigged

TLDR; he says if Israel keeps killing innocent civilians he’ll bring Joel back for Last of Us 3

Waahhhhh 😭

Trump becomes unelectable with a strong Dem nomination. No one wants to vote for Biden

Retweet this if you support Palestine's team in the Olympics🇵🇸

This guy wanted to be the next Bill Nye so bad and now he’s just a simp for fascists

George Jetson trying to wrap a present

Damn I wonder if this guy has any degrees?

We are reaching levels of liberal cope previously thought impossible.

Jeffries “imagines” Mamdani gets things done