I just met the Apex Cuck

When I die, put a dollar in my casket so afterlife bitches know I was getting money

Ladies stop trying to see the girl your man cheated with she fine shit

Her: felt cute night deleted later Me: delete now!!!

So why does quicksand still exist and why is nobody trying to get rid of it?

Not going to lie this white girl calling my dick and cock got me feeling some type of way 😒

Mexicans on they own… fck em

Forrest Gump worked out when his bitch left, he ain’t cry

Diddy bout to go crazy now that being freaky ain’t illegal

Wish hulk hogan could say the N word just one last time.

My ability to hide important personal items from myself is heightened when I smoke… this might become a superpower, stay tuned!

Everybody that used to instigate fights in jail now

Astronomers can tell you everything about a gas planet billions of light years away but can’t tell me what that floaty thing in the corner of my eye is 😒

You were alive for both Jordan and LeBron’s primes… let that sink in

Hate how hard gates fell off

When she slips a finger in yo booty and you nut 💦

I don’t feel bad for Mexicans because internally they really hate Black people! Get em ICE jajajajajaja

Marriage is only “work” when you’re trying to make it work with the wrong person!

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Why try to overcharge me Carnival Cruise Line ??? I’m going to secretly break so much shit during this cruise lol. Door knobs, plates, decorations etc… small things that will add up to a few thousand. Hope it was worth it lol