happy anniversary

Y’all can call me bougie for this, but there is something impossibly elegant and chic about sheets with a subtle monogram on the. Just got a new set of gray flannel with my initials in white and just over an inch tall and 4 inches wide. I am obsessed all over again.

I am at a Waldorf Astoria. Why does this man that just walked by smell like moldy hotdog water and rusty pennies? I am offended.

Fuck you, Monday.

i miss sleep.

Why did I have a dream about wondering around in the Bronx wearing a Juicy Couture tracksuit last night? I haven’t worn Juicy Couture or been in the Bronx for damn near 20 years.

roses are red violets are blue, i'm getting plastered with my cat tonight how 'bout you?

Eggs are cheaper at Whole Foods than Aldi. We are truly living in the upside down.

It was 70° and sunny when I left the office on Friday. It is currently 30°, snowing, and cloudy. Why do I live in Chicago?

Im gonna keep on dancing at the

trans rights are human rights and that includes access to gender affirming and often lifesaving medical care. there is no room for discussion about this. you agree or i don't want anything more to do with you. have a blessed international transgender day of visibility!

Explains a lot about me now

while i deeply appreciate the wonders of science and the modern medical miracle safe and effective vaccines are, i do not recommend getting a covid booster and shingles vaccine in the same arm in the same day. ouch.

This is what $27k worth of medication looks like. Healthcare in this country is broken. I am employed and have awesome insurance, out of pocket this costs me nothing. Neither of those things should determine access to potentially life changing and saving medication.

Caramelizing onions requires the patience of all the Saints in Heaven.

Frying bacon with your titties out is never a good idea. Ouch.