We are all set for year 6! 🦃

Alex just told me Beyoncé wrote Halo about the video game. I had no idea #HaloInfinite

This poor old man minding his business at Costco puts the Dyson v10 in his cart and without thinking I tell him “Great vacuum. It honestly changed my life.”

thought it’d be a fun bit to tell my dad I have an important life update (switching to Spotify). He actually took it very seriously

the people making cartoon clouds are so anti-wisp and pro-puff. they fear soft lines so they invent a border as if they were the government. do blurry edges make them soooooooo afraid? wish these narcs would give a little smudge a try. or like get gentle

Hair is back to red aka I’m a bitch again

Thought it might be cute to make Wordle Spoiler my new personality;)

Should I get a pickup truck or nah

Ramen tastes better if you slurp the noodles while making eye contact with a stranger at another table

Hey

Burnt another batch of popcorn… Accepting that my studio will probably smell like this forever

Why is every restaurant in Idaho an Applebees?

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

also are Teslas more embarrassing than Hummers now? Cyber trucks always have been but where are we at with Teslas?