Renew the charter immediately.

With the way the media industry is now, I’m surprised certain publishers didn’t ask the police to take their own photo and send it in.

🇳🇿 It was a match to forget this morning for former #THFC & #Pompey goalkeeper Josh Oluwayemi. He scored this shockingly bizarre own goal and was then hooked off at half time with Wellington Phoenix 4-0 down in the A League. The match finished 5-0.

Shaping up to be the perfect end to a particularly shitty couple of days for me.

The comeback starts here!

The injuries have obviously played their part but they are not the sole reason for the absolute shitshow we have produced since the cup final.

We really picked the game to finally convince Fergie to come back, eh?

First Pfannenstiel stole a penguin. Now he’s stealing a panda.

Weird midfield even allowing for the injury to Baccus!